Elisabetta Canalis Nearly Spills Out of Her Bikini Top on Italian Holiday

Looks like somebody is getting a little too big for their britches. Make that, too big for their bikini top, and oh so perfectly fit and snug in their short shorts britches. Elisabetta Canalis on a beach vacation off the coast of Italy on Ischia, and island where gunboats would shoot down any attempt by myself to get near sacred beaches of the rich and hot ladies, just looked stellar.

Even in the idiotic Panama hats all the hoity toity are wearing to the beach these day. Elisabetta may now officially be two George Clooney girlfriends ago, but I’d still gladly give a kidney and a lung for the chance to make her my next squeeze. And squeeze I would. Enjoy.

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