Brian De Palma shot two actresses making out and then named it Passion and you can finally watch it in the comfort of your own home. That’s it.
What, you wanted an explanation? Fine. Jeeze.
So, Snake Eyes Brian De Palma took some cameras and a production crew and filmed a feature length movie in which the primary set-pieces are the necking and heavy-petting activities of two accomplished Hollywood actresses Noomi Rapace and Rachel McAdams. We’ve read reports of dubious merit stating that the ‘film’ was based on one made by French people.
In defiance of good taste, it never really got released in American theaters. But, thankfully, in August it will be available for all of us to
fap to watch. And that’s cool. “But can’t we just watch all of those other women making out on the internet?” you may ask. Of course you can, but don’t forget, these women are famous and not typically doing such things on camera…and that makes it hotter. Make sense?
Either way, it can’t be worse than Mission to Mars, can it?