We met Barbara Guerra on the beach in Miami these other day, she's one of the Berlusconi sex party girls, though I think she prefers other titles formally, and her hottie showgirl friend Alessandra Sorcinelli, who has a really long name to write but it's all totally worth it because these two girls started making out outside a nightclub over the weekend.
It's really amazing how two girls start kissing and nothing else really matters in the world. All your cares, troubles, worldly troubles, all vanish into thin air at the sight of two lovely ladies locking lips. Sure, we could coordinate ten million people to issue the same prayer of peace from across the globe simultaneously, or, we could just have hotties making out. I know what I'm voting for if that election ever comes up. Enjoy.