Vagina Saves Penis From Beating

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What A Cock Up, Mate!

You know when you are walking down the street and a guy starts kicking the crap out of a guy dressed like a penis and then a chick dressed like a vagina comes to his rescue? You’ve never seen that? Well, then you must not be from Glastonbury, England. The sleepy English town is normally known for its cottage industry in King Arthur and New Age wankery. That is until the recent battle between man/man dressed like schlong. It all started when two members of The Nomadic Academy of Fools, (ugh), took to the streets to promote one of their crappy shows. Chris Murray, who was dressed like a penis, was angrily approached by a passerby about parading around in front of kids dressed like a cock. The gentleman then began to beat the penis vigorously.

Luckily, for Murray his friend Joanne Tremarco was there in her vagina costume to come to his defense. She broke up the fight and stuck by his side, even after the cops insisted they remove their costumes or face arrest. Though I don’t really know what they could have charged them with besides disturbing the peace. They aren’t actually flashing genitalia or anything. You can’t arrest someone for being a moron.

Geez, he needs a vagina to protect him? What a pussy.

 

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