I’ll say this for Taylor Swift, she may remind every guy out there of the stuck up girl in high school who wouldn’t give them the time of day on their own watch, but, she does have some long long legs. As a leg man, I’m bound to appreciate and salivate over lengthy stems on all of our celebrity denizen. And Taylor keeps them on regular display in her concerts, photoshoots, and at all boyfriend breakups.
Someday, I’d like to think I could mature to evaluate women in their entirety. Maybe I’d say, oh, Taylor Swift, I’ve had enough of her and her silly snobbery. But I’m not quite there yet. So, for now, just imagining a long lingual experience from her toes up to her…. enjoy.