Back in caveman oldentimes, when you had to see your porn in movie theaters with other people next to you, there was one movie that done changed the game: Deep Throat. It added things to semi-public fappery that it had never really had before. Things you really care about like a script, a soundtrack, and professional production staff. Most importantly, it had the incredibly sexy Linda Lovelace.
Lovelace was just a small town girl with a big city throat capacity and no gag reflex. Clearly, her story also involves all kinds of messed-up childhood events and whatnot. Thankfully, the independent film industry decided that her screwed-up story was worth putting on the big screen.
The appropriately titled Lovelace, stars everyone’s favorite cure for The Miserables, Amanda Seyfried. We’re not certain it’s going to be anything worth seeing storywise, but at least the flick’s new poster reminds us that that we’ll get to see a lot more of Seyfried’s best assets. See you in August, Seyfried gams.