I feel like I'm counting the hours until our belusted uber-hottie Miranda Kerr is single once more. I don't mean to jinx her marriage to her foppish actor husband, but I'm feeling confident Miranda will one day soon be free of such matrimonial shackles and free to totally ignore me once more as a single woman.
And, what a woman indeed. Miranda took the time to give New Yorkers a doubly blessed view of her ridiculously hot body in not one, but two, figure hugging, cleavage revealing dresses. Like a big thank you to the Big Apple. And I'm sure it was much appreciated. I'm applauding here from 2,500 miles away. Miranda just gives me happy hands. Enjoy.