Ladies, ladies, now everyone just simmer down. There’s protocols to be followed in the Battle of the Boobtastic. You can’t just whip out the teats and dare your opponent to take you on. Not that that wouldn’t be the most awesome thing ever invented. But there’s also something to be said for decorum. And on Egotastic!, we are all about the formalities.
So, in a more civilized manner, we must ask you, how do the lovely lady humps of the most esteemed chest of Page 3 model Lacey Banghard compare to the fine unfeathered friends upon the frontside of the gorgeous Danni Wells, if you were forced to decide upon the matter. As you are now so forced. For despite our perfect etiquette, we can’t deny the overriding directive that one set of melons must win, and one must lose, herein, today. So, I ask you, whose ta-ta’s reign supreme?