Kelly Brook Is Smart, Sassy, Hot, and Did I Mention Cleavetastic?

You already know my retirement plans involve moving into the bosom cleft of Britty hot model and actress Kelly Brook. I intend to reside there, living out my days in warmth and comfort nestled betwixt her luscious glowing funbags. I tell you this, it’s going to be way better than South Florida (no offense to the Snowbirds).

Kelly Brook hit a birthday bash in Ireland and took her loving pair of chesty treats right along with her across the waters. I’m told nothing got wet. Except for me now. TMI. Guilty. Enjoy.

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