Wow, that title sounds like something I’d like to order up on a futuristic virtual reality offering in my hotel room someday. But, true to form, with the start of summer, uber-sextastic Jessica Alba proceeded to delightfully lick an ice cream cone whilst promenading in New York. To add a little extra to the scene, Jessica wore a dress top that smooshed her boobs into forms I can only describe as what I would imagine they would look like if I had larger hands and permission.
If you had any doubt that summer truly is the most sextastic season, just see how it’s kicking off. Alba tongue and smooshed boobs. Now that’s a season I can get behind. Enjoy.