My friend Calvin Dictamotta summed it up for all of us early in 7th grade when he declared that you knew a girl was attractive if you wanted to see her nekkid. While that seemed to be enough for most of the pack, that left me with a definition of 'attractive' that encompassed nearly the entire female world. Not that I didn't have some preferences, but nary a woman walks by and I don't think, I'd really like to see her nekkid. Calvin's pronouncement proved useless. Though it is certainly on my mind today seeing Jessica Albaand Katherine Webbat the Spike Guy's Choice Awards over the weekend.
While there are a decent bunch of celebrity hotties at the event, the uber-sextastic Jessica Alba and the fresh-body on the scene Katherine Webb, both looked ridiculously hot, flashing cleavage, and capturing the attention of every living human being with functioning gonads at the event. Did I want to see them nekkid? Oh, yes, believe I did. Ergo, these are two attractive ladies. Enjoy.