With the loss of Miranda Kerr, Victoria’s Secret is most definitely looking to bring in some new, noteworthy talent to their regular Angel ranks, and with my future wife, Edita Vilkeviciute, I can think of no finer replacement. Obviously, nobody will ever replace Miranda Kerr straight up, but the woman who has almost somewhat though not quite agreed to be my wife for a period likely to last no longer than eighteen months, they have a certain winner.
Edita Vilkeviciute, or Edita Vilkeviciute-Egotastic as she will be known after our traditional Lithuanian merging of the scented lutefisk nuptials ceremony, simply is one of the best looking women on this planet. And, yes, I suppose it’s vain of me to compliment the lady who will soon be stealing my shirts and all the money from my wallet to buy herself salads, but it’s so very true. Just look at my future Mrs. The image of perfection. Enjoy.