Brooke Burke Camel Toe Is A Sextastic Sign of Her Full Body Recovery

We had quite a scare there this past year with Brooke Burke and cancer. But she came through it with flying healthy colors, and is back in black and flashing camel toe betwixt her blessed yoga stretch pants on her way out of class.

Now, I’m no doctor, though I do pretend to be one when out at bars hitting on women, so I’m pretty certain that a vibrant camel toe is a sure sign of good health on a woman. At least, that’s what I tell the girls outside the gym who naively let me inspect because I’m wearing a white lab coat with a stethoscope around my neck. Seeing it certainly makes me feel more alive.

Glad to have you and your ‘toe’ back to full strength, Brooke. Bless you. Enjoy.

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