My Uncle Soss who lived with us for a couple years used to tell me to make sure I was wearing clean underwear before I left the house as a kid. He always told me, 'Never know when you're going to get hit by a bus.' Which scared me something awful. Not just because of the bloody imagery, but also because Uncle Soss was a city bus driver.
I can tell you who didn't heed that advice. Brandi Glanville. The Eskimo sister to LeAnn Rimes and current Beverly Hills Housewife pulled a classic commando mistake, thinking she'd get away without underwear with a short dress and a car seat to maneuver onto. Nuh-uh. Brandi Glanville flashed her bare lady nest for the entire world to see. Well, at least the entire Egotastic! world to see, but I'm guessing some of you might share our little secret.
Beverly Hills Housewife? Try Desperate Housewife, because... oh, never mind. Just look at her bare cooch. Enjoy.