If you’re not having much luck selling off your stuff on eBay, then maybe you should throw in a pair of boobs. Not to the listing, of course, because there’s no way you can legally, ethically, or possibly sell boobs–but to the product images.
That’s what eBayer payner92 did when he tried to sell an Mk2 Golf 1.8 Gti 8v engine. The listing went viral and got 10,000 views before someone clicked ‘Buy It Now’ by mistake. The eBay seller wasn’t discouraged by the false purchase and relisted the item, which quickly sold in a matter of days.
That is the power of boobies, my friend. You might want to keep that in mind the next time you want to sell something on eBay (or anywhere else, for that matter!)