Okay, so they won’t be exactly nekkid, but if you’re going to the movies this weekend, you will most definitely still have an assortment of celebrity sextastic to see onscreen, including Selena Gomez in Aftershock, Isla Fisher in Gatsby, and Kerry Washington in Yet Another Tyler Perry Movie.
It’s all good. And air-conditioned. Look for me in the back row. But two seat separation please. In the least. Enjoy.