I think I’m getting too old to complain anymore about these magazine lists of who’s the hottest celebrity. So many flaws, so little time to discuss them all. It’s an inevitably crooked venture when you first set about to tier the sextastic. And naming somebody The Hottest or The Most Beautiful, even if you weren’t doing so for crass publicity reasons, it’s a faulty process at best.
Nevertheless, Maxim still knows how to throw a party that gets some good looking women to attend. As they did last night for their Hot 100 List, including Miley Cyrus, the winner of said naming, UFC Ring Girl extraordinaire, Arianny Celeste, and former stripper turned stripper, Kendra Wilkinson, who put on her best face and body for the event celebrating good looks. Can’t say I got my invitation, but someday when I’ve got a whippersnapper nipping at my heels, I’ll probably not invite them to my events either. Everybody hates their future replacement. Enjoy.