It’s a bad day to be Kal-El. And if you don’t know who “Kal-El” is, congratulations on losing your virginity at a respectable age.
In the latest trailer for Man of Steel, General Zod (Michael Shannon) is really putting the screws to planet Earth, threatening to destroy our world unless humanity turns over Superman. Well, on behalf of humanity, I’d just like to say that Superman is Clark Kent, and we really didn’t like him that much anyway, so feel free to take him and be on your way. Also, could you make me the ruler of Australia, please? I have an affinity for beachfront property.