Oh, baby, I don't know how I forgot your birthday. It's just I'm so so busy and you're always away and... yeah, that isn't going to fly. Not with a super hottie, often underrated sextastic in Rosario Dawson. She does so much for us throughout the year, including some quite recent full frontals onscreen, and we, I, go and am a day late on her birthday.
I wouldn't blame Rosario for skipping my late night booty call tonight. And I wouldn't blame you for deciding not to take a look at some of our favorite cleavetastic shots of Rosario from recent times. Though I suspect you will. Happy Birthday, Rosario.