Because Audrina Patridge is clearly wearing panties beneath her thin stretchy black yoga pants. Silky lacy little things, no doubt, but still, where will our camel toes of tomorrow come from if our sextastic celebrities begin wearing undergarments beneath their stretch pants? You know I only bring up cultural matters when they are of the utmost significance.
I dig Audrina Patridge. If she learned the Quiet Game, she could be the perfect girlfriend. One killer hot body, good looks, the whole package, But if she’s going to be part of this un-commando revolution taking place in Hollywood right now, I might just have to actually throw her out of bed. Enjoy.