Last night's NCAA championship game didn't give us any horrific injuries, but even so, it wasn't a total loss. It made up for its lack of bloody compound fractures by giving us a nice ad for Zack Snyder'sMan of Steel. And while it mainly consisted of footage from the previously-released theatrical trailer, the ad still gave me a nerd boner that lasted in excess of four hours. As we all know, anything beyond four hours can be dangerous, so I was left with two options: go to the hospital and have my penis drained with a needle, or watch Bryan Singer'sSuperman Returns. I went with Superman Returns, but I wasn't happy about it.
Man of Steel hits theaters June 14th.