Check out these mini dongs from The Worst Shop Ever. No, I'm not dissing the store that sells them, because that's the name that they chose to go with for their shop. These teeny wieners would be fun to give away as a prank. And since they're magnetic, you can use it to stick notes on your fridge, especially when you're feeling like a d'ck.
Other than that, I don't see how else you can use these teeny peens. Got any ideas? Let us know.
Get It: $17