What God has put together, let no man put asunder, and all that marital service platitude can easily be used to refer to the bottomside of Vida Guerra, on display once more over the weekend in Miami. Although, by asunder, I don’t suppose that means the cleaving of those perfect veteran bottom cheeks, all tan and sextastic in the water and sun. This man here might like to asunder those bad girls.
I’m going to just assume some higher power crafted that booty, and that Vida is giving thanks for her gifts by exposing them to the general viewing public, sharing her blessed treats with the world. That’s a good woman. That’s a devout woman. And that’s a woman we can adore from every angle. Enjoy.