On Tuesdays, sort of like most every other day, but not precisely so, we celebrate some of the finest melons belonging to the ripest fruit purveyors in our universe. It’s sort of an ode to whatever Norse god they named Tuesday after. I wish I had completed school. Not college, middle school. Then I’d know.
What I am officially ranked 1,175th in the world at though is identifying stellar faptastic funbags. And Kelly Andrews has got them. Two to be precise and they’re on full-motion display in this sextastic topless video from her personal collection. I can’t say it will make your entire day, but I can guarantee it will make your entire day just a little bit better. Or your money back. Enjoy.