I'm not sure what Dynamite is selling, but they chose the right person to sell it. As we've said before, hire Irina Shayk to model your clothing or accessory line, mesmerize millions of people into buying, become instant marketing genius. It's that simple.
The sextastic Russian model and soccer WAG just seems to exude sextastic out of her ever pore and square inch of body. Her elbows alone can make a million men seek the camouflage of a magazine or desk to maintain their modesty. You throw in all the rest of her sultry brooding and passion inducing parts, and we're all looking at a collective pressure in the pants.
Irina, maybe it's you who are the true genius. Enjoy.