If You Like Lead Paint, You’ll Love The ’2 Guns’ Trailer (VIDEO)

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2 Guns Poster

Take your thinking cap off and flush it down the toilet, because we’ve got the trailer for 2 Guns, starring Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. It’s about time Hollywood gave us an interracial buddy-cop movie in which the main characters have to figure out who’s playing who! I can’t believe it took them this long to get around to it. Was that so hard, guys?

Yeah, I know I shouldn’t bitch. After all, there’s nothing new under the sun. And besides, just because an idea isn’t original doesn’t mean it sucks. Take us for example–We like to show you a lot of half-naked women. And while featuring half-naked women isn’t exactly a novel idea, it’s still pretty fantastic when put into practice. So maybe 2 Guns is going to surprise the hell out of me. And even if it’s crap, it will probably make a boat-load of cash, so who gives a damn what I think? (Cue “All Along The Watchtower…)

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