Hayden Panettiere Bikini Photos Are Crotchily Delicious

Well, I can’t take full responsibility for the angle on the mid-lower-bikini portion of Hayden Panettiere in these very latest photos out of Miami, but I also can’t not take responsibility. Because when you light candles and give up offerings to a higher power asking to see Hayden’s vajayjay, you can’t distance yourself completely from the existence of such photos.

Not how we were expecting this prayer to be answered, and we could’ve used maybe a little slide to the side of the bikin bottoms, but, a crotch granted is a crotch received. Or something like that. So, behold, the bikini body (and parts therein) of the magnificently minxy Hayden Panettiere.

You may now clap with your one free hand. Enjoy.

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