Halle Berry has been carting that body of hers around lately to push her movie The Call, but pretty soon, according to the dream-killers at TMZ, she’s going to be pushing a baby carriage instead as the actress is about three months pregnant. The father is surprisingly not me, but actor and deadbeat dad beater Olivier Martinez. Damn those French and their smooth, smooth accents, working his way straight into her womb with those sly verb conjugations.
Some might say that having another child at 46 might seem strange. But as you can see from her picture above, she stopped aging somewhere around thirty-five. And clearly she’s got the body to supply that child with more milk than a dairy farm.