Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow’s main occupation these days is giving unsolicited advice on major media matters. And, yes, Harper’s Bazaar did airbrush the shizz out of her for their big May 2013 photospread, but ever since seeing Gwyneth Paltrow nekkid, I’ve always had a crush on the kind of annoying pale blonde actress and model.
What can you do? Lust just finds you where it finds you. Enjoy.