Last week, we saw the wonderfully skimpy costume-ery inspired by Skullgirls’ Valentine. This is not, needless to say, the kind of thing we can condone. Even slightly. Still, a pretty damn great theme is a pretty damn great theme. As such, today’s perky pugilist is Soul Calibur’s very own Ivy Valentine.
This is the woman, lest we forget, whose excessive boobitude served as a commercial for the latest release in the series by themselves. Those canny advertising bastards merely added tiny vaguely-related-to-the-actual-video-game-in-question small print to a huge jug-tacular close-up of her chest, and sales quadrupled (no they didn’t). We can expect, like the discerning ogling gentlemen that we are, that Ivy-cosplaying ladyfolk will not disappoint on the chesticle-o-meter. We would be right. Franchise stalwart Taki makes a cameo appearance or two as well, because everybody's life needs an extra impromptu bosomy ninja or two.