Oh, Claudia Romani, how your bikini body does unsoothe the savage soul. Strutting about Miami in your little bikinis and wraps, like a walking billboard for Roman goddess goodness.
I’m not going to say that Claudia Romani has the world’s most perfect body, but I am willing to spend many years inspecting, measuring, and testing my hypothesis in some kind of a lab that has a fireplace and bearskin rugs and lots of baby oil gently warmed to 120-degrees. Not that I’ve been thinking about this much. But Claudia Romani — wow. Enjoy.