I’m not sure how much is real and how much is technology, but I’m going to just imagine this is 100% Beyonce, the curvy hot woman I lusted before, during, and after her pregnancy. And damn she looks good in a bikini. Not quite the thong song candids we’d like to see of the wicked hot diva. But it’s all good. I mean, it’s really all good, I’m checking her from all angles.
At some point Beyonce will be leaving Jay-Z, it’s just a celebrity marriage lifecycle thing. I do hope she’ll consider my offer to come live in my guest house, or, you know, vice-versa, since I don’t have a guest house, or a house. We’ll find an aunt or somebody to take the baby. Nothing should get in the way of our lovemaking. Although I suppose babies naturally do. Enjoy.