Judy Greer is one of those actresses that flies under the radar, but guys with sharp eyes always make sure to zero in on her when she’s on screen in order to file images away to be used for far more nefarious purposes later. So that’s why I was stoked hear courtesy of Vulture that she was cast as the female lead in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Matt Reeves follow-up to Rupert Wyatt’s Rise of the Planet of the Apes. (Hey, guys…isn’t dawn basically the exact same thing as rise? Just sayin’).
But unfortunately, she won’t actually be in the movie. She’ll be mo-capping the character of Cornelia, a primate and potential love interest for Caesar. The film, which already boasts an impressive cast of Jason Clarke and Gary Oldman, will be pulling an Avatar with Greer and hiding her under digital fur and monkey fists.
I’m getting a little tired of all these beautiful actresses thinking that donning prosthetics or digitally manipulating their appearance is okay. It’s not okay. It’s not. Okay? As you’ll see in our gallery, Judy Greer is just one of many Hollywood actresses to break into my spank bank and steal back all the memories I’ve stored of them by altering their appearance for a film.