Shuddup, I Still Love Katie Holmes

I take a lot of flack for my ongoing lust of Dawson’s Creek alum, Katie Holmes, but I can’t shake it. I don’t want to shake it. I stood with Katie through her trying to be a real actress years after Dawson’s, her odd marriage to Xenu’s most sensitive disciple, and all the weird dowdy dress down mom times of late, and, on occasion, I am rewarded with looks of Katie hotness as in this Allure magazine pictorial for April 2013.

Yeah, Katie never was a sexpot. She was a cutie with some great potential. And as much as she or others have tried to hide that burgeoning sextastic, we know well here it’s like the Transformers AllSpark. It can only stay hidden for so long before somebody with a hard-on for it comes looking. I am that somebody with a hard-on, figuratively speaking. Enjoy. 

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