Okay, I Give Up — Just How Old Is Bella Thorne?

The Disney machine has Bella Thorne pegged as a mid-teen, but I’m going to just call b.s. on this one.

This isn’t just a question of a  young woman developing early, Bella has the the looks, mannerisms, body language, and social habits of a much older celebrity, right down to the middle of the weekday solo visits to the gym. She’s got to be 20 at least, am I right? I know many a man has got into serious trouble under similar certainties, but if Bella Thorne is just a high school aged girl, why, then…. why then you must believe that Courtney Stodden just turned eighteen.

Not buying it.

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