Well, it's official. Ireland Baldwin is a model. If you couldn't tell by the expensive smoothies, the yoga pants, and the Hollywood sashay, then you could read the announcement that the tall blonde offspring of Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger officially signed with a major professional modeling agency, putting her on the clear path to getting paid a small fortune to stare blankly into the distance while expensive garments fall loosely onto her slender frame.
While congratulations are in order, we will keep our ogling to a gentlemanly standard, at least until Ireland becomes barely legal later this year. Enjoy.