This is a universal truth. Oh yes it is (no it’s not). It’s folly to even attempt to deny it.
What is the best way to celebrate the demise of another craptacular working week? Is it, perhaps, by visiting a urinal that implements piss-controlled video games? Those enterprising souls have certainly found a way to utilize all that alcohol we’ll be consuming in the next few days (whether celebrating holidays, happy hours or just the merry fact that we’re not dead), while also mitigating spillage and ensuring that we all know our shit with regards to men’s health.
You may think that maneuvering a skiing dude down a slalom course by means of ‘to turn left, pee left’ was demented enough. Which it is. But our Whacked Out Week is only complete when we add outrage at women dancing in their undercarriage into proceedings. Peruse the above for more disturbing details.
The video game toilet blog can (but really, really shouldn’t) be found right here.