Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: What’s Better Than Sexy Women Who Can Kick Butt?

Inconceivably, that isn’t a rhetorical question. Nothing in the goddamn cosmos is not the answer, either. Fear not, though, gentlemen. Do not adjust your Egotastic! What we need, as the weekend and copious alcohol consumption draws near, is one final dose of balls-out crazy to give the working week the gleeful middle finger it deserves.

As such, the answer is: the only thing better is sexy, butt-kicking women and Nicolas Cage’s huge, tedious, romantic-comedy, hey, come to the premiere of my latest shit-tacular movie! It’s about damn time, I haven’t been acting -that is to say, ‘acting’- for about eight seconds! I’m actually filming the next one whilst indulging in interviews about the last! I’m so effin’ awesome, it makes my balls itch! face superimposed on some hapless Pokémon. It’s… not a sight you want to miss. Set your phasers to gallery perusal!

Kotaku brings us sexy ladies and violence and the Legend of Zelda hack-age. See more of the deformed Cage-mon, if you are of steely sinew and corked asshole, right here.

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