Boobs, booze and brain surgery, we’ll concede, pretty well sums up our plans for the weekend. (Not that we condone doctors in our fine nation’s hospitals combining the latter two. Remember that poor bastard that went for a routine procedure to have a Spider-Man band-aid applied to his asscheek and emerged with boob implants? He’s called Julia now.) Two days of delicious debauchery await; we’re legally obligated to awaken on a stranger’s kitchen linoleum in a puddle of suspect bodily fluids with our dicks out. Again.
But, before those happy funtimes, there’s still another workday to complete. We’re here, as ever, to help you prevail over it, in the only way that matters: with chesticle-ogling, snark and a copious dose of crazy. In this week’s gallery, there’s incontrovertible evidence that boobs really do make everything better, a video game that has bastardized the concept of ‘power-ups’ to mean drinking several shitloads of absinthe (another activity planned for the weekend, incidentally) and the horrifyingly bizarre Surgeon Simulator. This, you don’t want to miss.
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