Emma Watson Makes You Feel Stupid for Even Thinking She’d Do ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

Last week, every man who's ever had to register under Megan's Law did a jump for joy when 'leaked' documents from a German film company thanks to hacker group Anonymous showed that Emma Watson was officially in as Anastasia Steele in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. Of coures the entire blogosphere went into heat as it imagined Hermione performing a Cruciatus curse while being tied to a bed and lightly whipped with a cat-o-nine tail. Turns out it was just a months-old list of potential actresses the production company hoped might sign on board for the role. Which is basically any attractive woman working in Hollywood under the age of 30.

But just incase anyone still believed Watson was up for the challenge, she very passive aggressively took to Twitter to tell everyone that they're basically a bunch of f#cking idiots for even entertaining such an idea: 'Who here actually think I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life. ? Good. Well that' that sorted then.' Sorry fellas, time to return to just writing your Harry Potter  erotica fan fiction where Hermione, Luna and Ginny form a polyamorous relationship with one another.

WE CAN STILL DREAM SHE'LL DO A S&M MOVIE, CAN'T WE?

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