It’s so easy to overlook Doutzen Kroes and her fine line of MILFtastic visuals. I’m not sure why she often gets forgotten in the mix. Maybe it’s her less marketable name, maybe it’s her falling in making-babies love with a DJ (a sin among all sins), or maybe it’s just because she does take time away from the camera to care for her offspring. But when she’s on point, caught on camera, in just her little bikinis, candid or otherwise, there really is no tighter, hotter, mommy body on the planet, as far as I can tell. And I do look, quite a bit.
Doutzen Kroes, we promise to never forsake you. Which is more than we can say for the dude who pushes buttons and waves his hands in the air on stage for a living. We’ll be there for you. To support you. Hands on, as needed. Enjoy.