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Courtnie Quinlan Pits Her Puppies Against Danni Wells In an Epic Battle of the Boobtastic
Sometimes, I cry a little tear when I think about the fact that one supremely fine woman with one even finer body goes home a loser each Thursday following our weekly Battle of the Boobtastic. I pull out my Stars Wars original series handkerchief and dab the wet spot from my cheek as I think of slumped shoulders, or, even worse, slumped funbags, departing the Thunderdome of the Teats in dismay and defeat.
And while I'd like to say that there are no losers in a chest-to-chest matchup between two ridiculously hot Page 3 celebrity models, I'd be lying if I didn't say that to the victor goes the spoils, of attention, fame, and inner feelings of self-worth. So, let's get down to the difficult decision. In today's chesty chess match, the delicious Courtnie Quinlan vs. blonde veteran hottie Dannie Wells, I ask you, whose ta-ta's reign supreme?
IT WAS LUST AT FIRST SIGHT WITH COURTNIE QUINLAN
DANNI WELLS IS A HOT VETERAN OF THE BOOBTASTIC WARS