I tivo'd the oscars last night. I'd like to say it was because I was more concerned with watching The Walking Dead. But to be honest it was because there was a new Miss Marple on Masterpiece Theatre and my escort girlfriend is really into solving mysteries along with the little old lady. Which means that I knew I had a four-hour tv show to watch tonight, thankfully Screenjunkies made a recap video called 'The Grouchies', with all the high points of the event. And I don't mean the awards. Because who really cares who wins. I just wanted to know who embarrassed themselves, who pulled a Jodie Foster and came out, before going back in, and who fell walking up the stairs to accept her award--I mean, did that happen last night?