My Kinda Art: Frilly Chairs, Nekkid Women, and Body Paint–Who’s With Me?

Chairs are boring. Nekkid women are not. Chairs with nekkid women sound okay. But chairs with nekkid women with paint all over? Hells yeah, that’s a hundred times more amazing.

Amazing because you can tell anyone who catches you looking at the images that you’re just appreciating art. Amazing because you can tell them you’re checking out the chairs, and the chicks happen to be sitting on them. Amazing because you can tell the whole world that you have this thing for body painting–and they’ll all think you have a keen eye for art. But we all know the truth: you’re in it for the concealed T&A, but don’t worry. We’ll keep your secret.

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