Back in November, Judy H. Viger, aka the World’s Greatest Mom, threw a sixteenth birthday party for her son at a bowling alley in New York state. And I guess reasoning that not only girls should have a sweet sixteen, she made the day oh so sweet for the young child by also hiring some strippers to get down to thongs and bras and give lap dances to some–I’m sure–very appreciative teens. And dance they did. As you can see from the photo above, these ladies treated those kids’ bodies like they were their favorite Korean body pillow on a cold night. Clearly her son made quite the wish before he blew out the candles on his cake earlier in the day.
But now Johnny Law is saying that Ms. Viger behaved criminally by having the strippers dance for the children (some present as young as fourteen) and are charging her with a misdemeanor for endangering the welfare of a child, an offense that carries a prison sentence. I guess it’s a crime now to make your son the most popular kid at school? Where’s the Million Mom March when you need it? What’s the point of getting hundreds of thousands of menopausal pissed off women together if they’re not going to protest something meaningful, like this travesty? Ms. Vigers, this Mother’s Day, expect a very nice gift from me. And my birthday is July 18th, if you’re not behind bars and still in party planning mode.