While Minka Kelly remains on our Top 10 list of Hollywood’s most boring celebrities, let’s be real. Dudes don’t really ever call hot women boring, it’s sort of a distinction without importance to the male brain when they’re on a mission, and it’s not something we’re thinking about at the moment as we peruse, leer, and otherwise charcoal sketch the site of her full headlights busting through her dress at the Vanities Calendar event in Los Angeles.
So powerful were Minka’s nipples that we barely noticed Olivia Munn at the same event, and that’s saying something. It’s all fun and games, Minka, until somebody loses an eye. Enjoy.