There are so many things I'd like to see the butt of Maria Menounos in, my outstretch hands probably being right at the top of that least. But today we will gladly settle, if we must call it that, for our smoking sextastic Grecian princesses' pooter in clingy tight leather pants, exhibiting the can of a woman I would like to carry back up Mt. Olympus, and before passing out from exertion, exert my last ounce of energy making her feel like a woman, while promising not to tell any of my buddies, natch.
Oh, there's also a peek down her top on the set of Extra, because, why not have a little icing on our Menounos asstastic cake today. Enjoy.