Lindsay Lohan Drops Cleavage and Tries To Clean Up for amfAR

Well, these have been trying times, literally, tried by a court times, for the former gingertastic actress Lindsay Lohan. The music and bright lights have faded, now playing mostly only in her head as he parents and hangers-on try to milk what’s left of her for some level of modest fortune.

But, there’s still something sextastic burning inside of Lindsay, a desire to cast off the shell of her former self she walks around in these days, and it came out last night at the amfAR event for AIDS Research in New York, where Lindsay worked the cleavage, tried to clean herself up, and reassert some starlet power on the red carpet. Did it work?

Well, you can be the judge. We’ve learned with Lindsay that any hope we place upon her return to any type of greatness is pretty much false optimism at this point. Enjoy.

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