Well, I have to be careful here with our good friend and Stump My Nerd hostess, Leilani Dowding. I mean, I want to treat her like a real person, not just a super lean and tanned and hot-all over object d’ lust sunbathing somewhat topless by the pool.
I mean, what kind of friendship can exist between a man and a woman if that man is gazing over that woman’s bikini bum and mouthing the word ‘Damn, look at the perfectly fine arse’? Not a deep friendship I assure you. So, today, we’ll refrain from comments of ‘Hot sexy!’ ‘Holy boner!’ and ‘Dear God, please let that bikini fall all the way off! I mean, we’re not animals here. Much. Enjoy.