Kim Kardashian Pregnant Cleavage May Just Be Her Saving Grace

While we fear the porn star Kim Kardashian pregnancy may be spawning the destruction of the human world, there is one benefit to her out-of-wedlock gestation, even bigger boobs.

And while some may say this silver lining of even larger funbags on Kim Kardashian is slightly short sighted compared to the potential destructive force of her offspring, we always side with boobs, as does Du Jour magazine, featuring Kim in her last known photoshoot, with swollen-er chest, and making as if she’s not currently carrying the son of Satan, or some other dude not her husband, in her womb. Well, that’s been said. Enjoy.

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